February 2012
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Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing.
– Ron Swanson (via austinkleon)
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I looked out the window for other passengers in love with their drivers, but we...
– Miranda July, No One Belongs Here More Than You (via thuntress)
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Had my credentials been in order I would never have become a writer. Had I been...
– Joan Didion, in her 1976 New York Times article, “Why I Write,” (full PDF), which begins: “Of course I stole the title from this talk, from George Orwell. One reason I stole it was that I like the sound of the words: Why I Write… I stole the title not only because the words sounded right but because...
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Jean Dujardin’s Villain Auditions
“It appears you have bought your last zoo.”
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Behold, the power of mommy bloggers →
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January 2012
35 posts
lindsey.web: 10 Other Questions Bobby and I... →
interweber:
If Fiona Apple and Lana Del Rey, through some miracle of science in which an egg could be fertilized by an egg, had a baby together, would that baby grow up to be a singer or an actress?
If Lana Del Rey and Neil Patrick Harris started a gang would it be called “The Three Names Gang” and do you think they let you join?
If the world actually ended in 2012 and all that was left was...
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A majority of my Interneting, exposed
“Long after everyone else is done giggling about my cousin’s ex-girlfriend’s tumultuous Facebook wall-to-wall history with her fiancé, I’m still scrolling down the page and most likely Googling her name in hopes of finding her Tumblr. I tried to justify it all as a socio-anthropological pursuit: I’m a writer! It’s research! People’s lives are endlessly...
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Sometimes I write about adults who act like... →
Joseph Gordon-Horrible
literally I’m the only woman in America with eyes/ears
It’s amazing I’ve lived this long without destroying a person.
– Maurice Sendak to Stephen Colbert (via austinkleon)
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You had me at meat tornado.
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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